When Master Warlock Charlie Cheen opines that Chuck Lorre is a ”charlatan” for not using his real name, Chaim Levine, why doesn’t Jeff Rossen ask the obvious question: “Wait, isn’t your name actually Carlos Irwin Estevez?”

Obviously he was concerned that Sheen would either disembowel him in a twitchy fit of rage-fueled esctasy or worse, spit in his coffee overwhelming Rossen’s immune system with a VD, bacteria, tiger blood, adonis DNA cocktail. But still . . .

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