Maybe Charlie has a future touring the country with a dance troupe - kind of like Conan's summer tour.. except.. different.. and .. POWERED BY TIGER BLOOD ! #teamsheen

Want to read the inside dirt on how you go about firing someone who's an F-18 Warlock, made from Adonis DNA and pumps tiger's blood ? Well - apparently here's how. Grab you own copy of Charlie Sheens Termination Letter right here.

Rumor has it this will air at the end of the series premiere of Warlocks and Godesses on the new Charlie Brothers Network. There's two people in this world, those who fuck the prom queen, moon the judge, drink the worm, and slap the pimp, like ME. Then there's those that don't, like YOU!!

User Name: F-18 Eyes: Laser Beams Height: Agreed Build: why is there no choice for Optimus Prime like Likes: Breakfast, Coke, Three-Ways, Coke, One-Ways, More Coke, Scallion Cream Cheese, Not Getting Arrested, Non Sequiturs, Goldenseal.  In that order.  Wait…what’s the question again. Dislikes: My Movies (except Red Dawn of course), Chuck Lorrie, Judgment, and whatever’s the opposite of Coke. ...