User Name: F-18

Eyes: Laser Beams

Height: Agreed

Build: why is there no choice for Optimus Prime like

Likes: Breakfast, Coke, Three-Ways, Coke, One-Ways, More Coke, Scallion Cream Cheese, Not Getting Arrested, Non Sequiturs, Goldenseal.  In that order.  Wait…what’s the question again.

Dislikes: My Movies (except Red Dawn of course), Chuck Lorrie, Judgment, and whatever’s the opposite of Coke.


Perfect 1st Date: Anal, then dinner, then I read your thoughts, skydiving, 80 hours in a parked Winnebago, then we get married.

What you do for fun: the Goddesses, dirty laser-tag, regular laser-tag, galactic bowling, bangin’ 7 gram rocks

Best Feature: Jabba the Slut II

Last thing you read: Everything

If you could only meet one person: Future Me, so I’d know how future bitchin’ I am already

Favorite Destination: Everywhere

Something no one knows about you: I’m kinda between jobs, I’m a warlock-assassin sent to mind-pork the conventional, and I’ve never tasted skittles.