WARNING:

May cause wimps to combust in your presence.
May cause penis to grow several subservient penises
May turn skin color into a perfectly fitted Hawaiian shirt
May make math too easy
May attract tiger-loving Vampires
May cause dreams to suck by comparison
May cause canines to offer their hind regions in respect
May allow you to impregnate by sight (and, if pregnant, engender twins….twice)
May make routine movements more dangerous than lambada
May make hookers pay you
May ALWAYS make you right

Do not take this unless your a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars or another iron-rich planet in the galaxy!!

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