Adonis DNA Videos
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Maybe Charlie has a future touring the country with a dance troupe – kind of like Conan’s summer tour.. except.. different.. and .. POWERED BY TIGER BLOOD ! #teamsheen
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Created by DJ RAVIDRUMS & The LA Drum Cartel (Ravi Jakhotia & Craig Dobbin). Edited by Timothy J. Bance
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Dubstep mix of Charlie Sheens interview about his coke and hooker parties. Video by Going Quantum.
Video Editing by Going Quantum. http://www.youtube.com/user/goingquantum
Go check out his channel if you’re into quality mixes of dubstep, hard electro, trance, hardstyle.